What You'll Get
Scientists continue to find new uses for lasers, such as data transmission, playback of Blu-ray discs, and carving a sweetheart’s initials onto the surface of the moon. Let lasers cajole your corpus with today’s Groupon: for $199, you get an initial consultation (a $149 value) and a laser fat-reduction treatment (a $500 value) at Body By Laser (a $649 total value).
Body By Laser synergizes cutting-edge technologies with holistic approaches to health and nutrition. Laser-fat-reduction patients first receive an introductory consultation, during which they can ask questions and work with an experienced doctor to decide on an area of the body to target, such as the arms, butt, chin, or spare liver. The actual treatment utilizes cold lipolasers, designed to gently target fat cells under the skin with low-level light, dislodging the lipids from their surroundings so that they can be fully expunged through the body’s natural metabolic process. This noninvasive process doesn't break or burn the skin, require any downtime, or steal diaries. Following the approximately one-hour session, patients are provided with detox procedures and nutritional guidance that aid in maintaining the results of the procedure.
Like art-house films and fish-flavored popsicles, Body By Laser’s procedures are not intended for everyone: females who are pregnant or nursing should not undertake the treatment, nor should patients with active forms of cancer. Should any complications be discovered during Body By Laser’s initial screening, the company will issue a refund.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Minors must have parental consent. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Body By Laser
Each Body By Laser clinic pairs cold-laser technology with holistic health practices to help patients lose inches and keep them off. The treatment gets its magic from cold lipolasers, which are designed to gently shrink fat cells by dislodging their contents so that they can be fully discarded through the body's natural metabolic process and series of tiny secondhand stores. Each one-hour treatment series wraps up with a consultation on diet and exercise, along with a quick session atop a whole-body-vibration platform engineered to burn even more calories.
Like art-house films and fish-flavored popsicles, these procedures are not intended for everyone; females who are pregnant or nursing should not undertake the treatment, nor should patients with active forms of cancer. Should any complications be discovered during Body By Laser's initial screening, the company will issue a refund.