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Reviewed March 22, 2012
What You'll Get
Scientists continue to find new uses for lasers, such as herding flocks of roaming domesticated cats and accessing the long-mysterious content of Blu-ray discs. Let lasers cajole your corpus with today’s Groupon to Body By Laser. Choose between the following options:
- For $199, you get a laser fat-reduction treatment (a $649 total value).
- For $529, you get three laser fat-reduction treatments (a $1,649 total value).<p>
Each option includes:
- One initial consultation (a $149 value)
- Laser fat-reduction treatment (a $500 value for each treatment)
Body By Laser’s experienced staff members synergize cutting-edge technologies with holistic approaches to health and nutrition. Patients for laser fat reduction first receive an introductory consultation, during which they can ask questions and work with an experienced doctor to decide on an area of the body to target, such as the arms, butt, chin, or spare liver. The treatments utilize cold lipolasers, designed to gently target fat cells under the skin with low-level light, dislodging the lipids from their surroundings so that they can be fully expunged through the body’s natural metabolic process. This noninvasive process doesn’t break or burn the skin, require any downtime, or steal diaries. Following each approximately one-hour session, patients receive nutritional guidance and information on recommended detox procedures that aid in maintaining treatment results.
Like art-house films and fish-flavored popsicles, Body By Laser’s procedures are not intended for everyone; females who are pregnant or nursing should not undertake the treatment, nor should patients with active forms of cancer. Should any complications be discovered during Body By Laser’s initial screening, the company will issue a refund.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person for 3-treatment option, limit 3 per person for 1-treatment option. May buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Guardian must sign waiver for minors. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Body By Laser
Each Body By Laser clinic pairs cold-laser technology with holistic health practices to help patients lose weight and keep it off. The FDA-approved treatment gets its magic from cold lipolasers, which are designed to gently shrink fat cells by dislodging their contents so that they can be fully discarded through the body’s natural metabolic process and series of tiny secondhand stores. Each one-hour treatment wraps up with a consultation on diet and exercise, along with a quick session atop a whole-body-vibration platform engineered to burn even more calories.
Like art-house films and fish-flavored popsicles, these procedures are not intended for everyone; females who are pregnant or nursing should not undertake the treatment, nor should patients with active forms of cancer. Should any complications be discovered during Body By Laser’s initial screening, the company will issue a refund.