After unsuccessful careers blasting away asteroids and trying to seduce James Bond, lasers decided to pursue a career in medicine. Turn over a new leaf with today's Groupon for Zerona LipoLaser treatments at Body By Zerona in Crescent Springs, Kentucky. Choose between the following options:
• For $999, you get nine Zerona laser treatments (a $2,100 value).
• For $1,499, you get 12 Zerona laser treatments (a $3,000 value).
Body By Zerona's advanced laser treatments help melt away inches and contour the body’s uneven terrain. Using the FDA-approved Zerona LipoLaser, the noninvasive procedure targets fatty cells beneath the skin, allowing customers to immediately resume regular activities of dressing baby dolls to look like the Marx Brothers. The 40-minute session begins with an initial pretreatment consultation, after which clients recline as a seasoned technician guides the blubber-burning laser over the front and back of the body's core, covering a 20–24-inch area. The disintegrated fatty depots are then absorbed by the lymphatic system, where they're expelled through a natural detoxing process and banished to a small island off the River Dvina.
Each session is followed by a hydromassage to help bodies flush out extra pounds. Customers can lose an average of 7.7 inches all over their body, without the hassle of following fad diets, exercising to excess, or stealing the metabolism of runway models through handshakes.
Body by Zerona
Body by Zerona's staff has performed more than 15,000 successful Zerona procedures, helping clients achieve their ideal figures with the FDA-approved technology. The device’s noninvasive lasers disrupt fat cells’ membranes, causing them to release their contents and shrink. This can result in 3.5 or more lost inches.
618 Buttermilk Pike
Crescent Springs, Kentucky 41017