Talented sculptors can make a man out of marble, a swan out of ice, and a functioning defibrillator out of cotton candy. Turn your body into a finely chiseled work of art with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a wellness package at Body Connections Spa in Hillsdale (a $215 total value). The package includes:

• Four 30-minute SlimLine Pod LED light- and oxygen-therapy sessions (an $80 value) with cellulite-reduction cream and slender-serum applications for each session (a $60 value)

• One 30-minute Swedish massage (a $45 value) with sugar scrub and essential oils (a $30 value) during your first visit

• A complimentary cup of organic tea
  
  

Overseen by licensed massage therapist Nadine Nasif and cosmetic expert Nicole O’Connor, Body Connections Spa revamps physiques with a slew of wellness services and 100% organic products. After relishing in daubs of cellulite-reduction cream, slender serum, and natural facial salves, figures can slide into the toasty glow of a SlimLine Pod for a 30-minute session of LED and oxygen therapy. While relaxing in the cushy pod, patrons recline on a heated massaging bed as ionized oxygen invigorates circulatory systems and aromatherapy comforts olfactory glands. Light wavelengths dive into skin cells, spurring the absorption of skincare products to kick-start collagen production and soften fine lines. As the treatment boosts both circulation and metabolism, clients can vaporize up to 200 calories along with stockpiled toxins and the torso’s absorbed sweaters.

After the initial SlimLine Pod session, Nadine plies tender tissues with a 30-minute customized Swedish massage, in which gliding strokes slacken muscular knots, and a sugar scrub joins essential oils and warm towels to exfoliate epidermal surfaces. The tailored kneading diminishes stress and saps tension from strained zones, enabling newly bendable bods to escape straitjackets in a single shimmy. Guests are encouraged to tote along an mp3 player or an a cappella whale-song troupe, channeling their tunes through the spa’s Zenvi Sound face cradle, and depart their pampering appointment sipping a cup of organic tea.