Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don’t speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the spectrum with today’s Groupon to Body Design Weight Loss Center in Norwood. Choose between the following options:

• For $119, you get two non-surgical laser-lipo sessions (a $600 value).
• For $169, you get four non-surgical laser-lipo sessions (a $1,200 value).<p>

The licensed technicians and registered nurses at Body Design Weight Loss Center whittle down stubborn fat cells with Lapex 2000 BCS laser devices. During 45-minute sessions, trained laser technicians affix four laser paddles to targeted areas of the body to chase fat cells out of hard-to-shrink areas such as love handles, neck bulges, saddlebags, and bone wattles, much like a bright flashlight evicts pet guinea pigs from the space behind the couch. Patients lounge in complete relaxation as heat energy releases excess water, fatty acids, and glycerol from swollen adipose cells. Once released, the fatty acids can be quickly exiled from the body by natural metabolic processes. After 42 days of thrice-weekly treatments, patients can expect to shave off an average of 4 inches if they adhere to healthy, active lifestyle practices, allowing clients to finally squeeze into their high-school jeans or the air ducts over the boss’s office.