What You'll Get
Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein's monster. Alter self-perceptions with today's Groupon: for $1,495, you get nine Zerona laser liposuction treatments at Body Design of Pittsburgh in the downtown cultural district (a $2,995 value). Body Design of Pittsburgh and its expertly trained staff trim fat and inches off bodies with a virtually pain-free, FDA-approved Zerona body-slimming laser treatment. Touted as a safer alternative to surgery, the method allows patients to remain fully active during each 40-minute treatment and has little to no side effects. Patients will relax while lasers emit beams into their sides, diminishing waists, hips, thighs, and drumsticks by a combined three to nine inches (results vary depending on the individual). A preliminary medical consultation will determine if customers with thyroid disease or diabetes are eligible for treatment; the procedure is not recommended for those with other metabolic disorders, those who have had cancer within the past year, or taffy gums.
Body Design guarantees 3 inch cumulative loss from waist, hip and thighs in 9 treatments when prescribed protocol is followed. If this level of loss is not achieved, additional treatments are administered for free until it is reached.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Not valid for those who are pregnant, breast feeding, with cancer or have a terminal illness. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.