What You'll Get
Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Rid yourself of past presidents with today’s Groupon to Body Detox & Weight Loss Center. Choose between the following options:
- For $40, you get a colonic treatment (an $80 value).
- For $68, you get a seven-day weight-loss cleanse (a $136 value).
At Body Detox & Weight Loss Center, technicians oust bodily waste and balance diets with colon-cleansing and weight-loss services. Colonic customers will spend 50 minutes receiving an evaluation and 40 minutes undergoing a gentle process thought to rid the lower intestine of waste materials and toxic obstructions, such as clumps of coagulated plutonium. Filtered water is delicately introduced to the colon, loosening and softening the byproducts of body refueling. Once de-wallpapered, the colon may return to more regular movements and nutrient uptake.
Customers who opt for the seven-day weight-loss cleanse will discuss weight-loss targets with a body-detox specialist, who will direct the client in an assault against lipids and in forming a feasible cleansing diet plan. During the guided weeklong journey, clients adopt a regimen of unprocessed foods, whole-food supplements, and adequate water consumption to help cleanse the body of toxins, an important step toward letting go of excess weight and bags of processed snack pencils. Call ahead to schedule your colonic treatment or initial weight-loss appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Body Detox & Weight Loss Center
What services does your business offer and what makes your business stand out from the competition? Body Detox and Weight Loss doesn't like the idea of wasting its clients' time and money with heaps of products and endless appointments. Instead, it focuses exclusively on professional and medical grade systems that are successful, saving you time and money, offering private and discrete consultations via telemedicine with an experienced Doctor, right to your front door.
What was the inspiration to start or run this business? I was overweight and tired and was frustrated buying products that didn't work, and have to wait a long time in the waiting room at doctors appointments.
What do you love most about your job? Hearing and seeing people lose weight, experience overall better well-being.
What is the best compliment? Tons of referrals and patients buying our Groupon deal as Christmas and Birthday gifts for loved ones, so they can have the same experience.