Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Rid yourself of past presidents with today’s Groupon to Body Detox & Weight Loss Center. Choose between the following options:
- For $40, you get a colonic treatment (an $80 value).
- For $68, you get a seven-day weight-loss cleanse (a $136 value).
At Body Detox & Weight Loss Center, technicians oust bodily waste and balance diets with colon-cleansing and weight-loss services. Colonic customers will spend 50 minutes receiving an evaluation and 40 minutes undergoing a gentle process thought to rid the lower intestine of waste materials and toxic obstructions, such as clumps of coagulated plutonium. Filtered water is delicately introduced to the colon, loosening and softening the byproducts of body refueling. Once de-wallpapered, the colon may return to more regular movements and nutrient uptake.
Customers who opt for the seven-day weight-loss cleanse will discuss weight-loss targets with a body-detox specialist, who will direct the client in an assault against lipids and in forming a feasible cleansing diet plan. During the guided weeklong journey, clients adopt a regimen of unprocessed foods, whole-food supplements, and adequate water consumption to help cleanse the body of toxins, an important step toward letting go of excess weight and bags of processed snack pencils. Call ahead to schedule your colonic treatment or initial weight-loss appointment.
Body Detox & Weight Loss Center
Hydrotherapy is Heidi Pobran's heritage. Her grandfather opened a hydrotherapy center in 1979, and as an adult she followed suite by opening Body Detox & Weight Loss Center, which is certified by the International Association for Colon Hydrotherapy. She has coupled her ancestral knowledge with a highly trained staff and modern hydrotherapy equipment, which uses water that has been purified three times with a filter made of angel wings. The temperature and pressure of the water are closely regulated, allowing Pobran to safely flush away bodily toxins with hospital-grade levels of cleanliness.
1510 N Argonne Rd.
Spokane Valley, Washington 99212