What You'll Get
Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Rid yourself of past presidents with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get a colonic treatment at Body Detox & Weight Loss Center (an $80 value).
At Body Detox & Weight Loss Center, technicians expunge bodily waste with a gentle colon-cleansing treatment designed to relieve indigestion, bloating, and fatigue. Colonic customers will spend 50 minutes filling out paperwork and receiving an evaluation and 40 minutes undergoing a gentle process thought to rid the lower intestine of waste materials and toxic obstructions, such as trace amounts of coagulated plutonium. Filtered water is delicately introduced to the colon, loosening and softening the byproducts of body refueling. Once de-wallpapered, the colon may return to more regular movements and nutrient uptake.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Body Detox & Weight Loss Center
What services does your business offer and what makes your business stand out from the competition? Body Detox and Weight Loss doesn't like the idea of wasting its clients' time and money with heaps of products and endless appointments. Instead, it focuses exclusively on professional and medical grade systems that are successful, saving you time and money, offering private and discrete consultations via telemedicine with an experienced Doctor, right to your front door.
What was the inspiration to start or run this business? I was overweight and tired and was frustrated buying products that didn't work, and have to wait a long time in the waiting room at doctors appointments.
What do you love most about your job? Hearing and seeing people lose weight, experience overall better well-being.
What is the best compliment? Tons of referrals and patients buying our Groupon deal as Christmas and Birthday gifts for loved ones, so they can have the same experience.