Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Rid yourself of past presidents with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get a colonic treatment at Body Detox & Weight Loss Center (an $80 value).
At Body Detox & Weight Loss Center, technicians expunge bodily waste with a gentle colon-cleansing treatment designed to relieve indigestion, bloating, and fatigue. Colonic customers will spend 50 minutes filling out paperwork and receiving an evaluation and 40 minutes undergoing a gentle process thought to rid the lower intestine of waste materials and toxic obstructions, such as trace amounts of coagulated plutonium. Filtered water is delicately introduced to the colon, loosening and softening the byproducts of body refueling. Once de-wallpapered, the colon may return to more regular movements and nutrient uptake.
Body Detox & Weight Loss Center
Hydrotherapy is Heidi Pobran's heritage. Her grandfather opened a hydrotherapy center in 1979, and as an adult she followed suite by opening Body Detox & Weight Loss Center, which is certified by the International Association for Colon Hydrotherapy. She has coupled her ancestral knowledge with a highly trained staff and modern hydrotherapy equipment, which uses water that has been purified three times with a filter made of angel wings. The temperature and pressure of the water are closely regulated, allowing Pobran to safely flush away bodily toxins with hospital-grade levels of cleanliness.
1510 N Argonne Rd.
Spokane, Washington 99212