Bodies get natural color through spray tanning without having to suffer through burns, harmful UV radiation, and the sun’s endless collection of Oort-cloud-vacation slides. Savor your solar solitude with today's Groupon: for $40, you get two custom spray tans at Body Glow Express, located in Dance One Fitness in Rochelle (an $80 value).

Body Glow Express' sun-free tanning services imbue bodies with a streak-free, golden-brown sheen. Arrive prepared and obtain a sultry skin shade with a pair of customized spray-tan sessions, taking from three to five minutes each, overseen by a professional within private confines. Results keep the skin brazen and confident for up to two weeks, depending on how many birdbaths, bridal showers, or Jello Jacuzzis the body is subjected to.

The proprietor of Body Glow Express takes pride in having personally tested each of its National Tanning Training Institute–certified solutions on her own skin, ensuring that no duds ever douse her clients. In addition, each spray tan is mixed with an anti-aging solution, making each misting equal to being sprayed with a super soaker by Ponce de León. Groupon customers will also receive special discounts on services such as tanning packages and parties after the two sessions; call or speak with staff for more information.