What You'll Get
Though many wish for the physique of a Greek idol, few are willing to endure the televised paternity tests to determine if their parents are deities. Obtain a cosmic body without divine lineage with today's Groupon: for $20, you get four drop-in yoga and fitness classes at BodyInBalance in Williamston (a $40 value). Clients can choose to attend any of the classes marked on the schedule with a double asterisk.
BodyInBalance integrates a variety of fitness classes and healing modalities to help clients achieve overall physical and mental equilibrium. In four drop-in classes, students will enter BodyInBalance's tranquil, newly renovated studio, where a skilled instructor wields a variety of fitness disciplines to tone and fortify muscles. The yoga course loosens stiff limbs and focuses one's energy to perform puzzles while dangling from a cliff, while the cardio-strength class can improve heart health and build the muscle mass necessary to chase ambulances and tell them that their left blinker is still on.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate classes by 7/31/11. Registration required. Non-transferable. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid with any other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.