In one of the most miraculous transformations in the natural world, an ugly caterpillar wraps itself in a cocoon and emerges six to eight weeks later as either a beautiful butterfly or a much uglier caterpillar. Revel in a more predictable beautifying treatment with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a Slim body wrap at Body Makeover (a $129 value).
Body Makeover's secret-formula body wraps work to shrink the subdermal layer of adipose tissue while rooting out invasive toxins during a simple 90-minute process, 30 minutes for the wrapping and unwrapping and 45 minutes in the wrap. Like Agatha Christie novels, these wraps can be applied singly or in a series, and they can only improve a summer at the beach. Body Makeover's Slim body wrap takes the art of body bundling to the next level, heating the slimming-solution-soaked cotton-elastic wrappings to a toasty 150 degrees to aid in the radius retraction of troublesome areas, such as arms, hips, and thighs.
The trainers and technicians at Body Makeover eschew fitness fads for nutritional advice, aesthetic treatments, and workouts. Spray tans prepare newly chiseled bodies for games of hide-and-seek in bronze sculpture gardens, and skin-tightening body wraps employ a detoxifying slimming formula to flatten stomachs and add firmness to skin. Alternating sounds echo throughout the gym, where personal trainers plot individualized routines for their clients and oversee the safe execution of each weight lift or lunge. Depending on the customer’s personal fitness plan, the trainer may suggest the gym’s signature 30-minute super-circuit workout, which positions strength-training exercises against an aural backdrop of motivational music.