Like the surface of the moon, skin affected by cellulite is dimpled in appearance and invisible during a solar eclipse. Reduce planetary characteristics with today's Groupon: for $199, you get three VelaShape cellulite treatments at Body Rejuvenation in Fenton (a $750 value).

Dr. Ricketts and the skilled staff of body modifiers at Body Rejuvenation work to shrink corporeal circumferences and smooth surfaces during virtually painless, nonsurgical procedures. The first of three VelaShape procedures begins with a complimentary consultation, during which an expert technician addresses the patient's problem areas and the future of doctor-related television shows. During a 30-minute, noninvasive VelaShape cellulite treatment, staff members wield heat-generating rollers that help increase lymphatic drainage and shrink stubborn fat cells. Like Saturdays, each treatment should be spaced a week apart.