Pole dancing was used for fitness purposes as early as the Renaissance, when Mona Lisa identified the regimen as the source of her coy smile and her coveted six-pack. Hone your grin and your gams with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a sexy fitness birthday or bachelorette party private class from Body Resolutions (a $150 value).
Ditching dumbbells for pole dancing, lap dancing, and strip, wall, floor, and tease routines, Body Resolutions tightens torsos and shoots confidence levels to heights previously only known by Madonna impersonators. Brides-to-be and b-day girls can shake up traditional festivities by grabbing their gals and hopping over to the Body Resolutions studio for an hour-long floor, wall, or lap dance class. Alternately, invoke royal rule to arrange for an instructor to conduct the class at your home. Under the titillating tutelage of a licensed personal trainer, goddesses of any fitness level are empowered to lose inhibitions and more with exhilarating training and slinky routines that give students all the right the moves to maintain work-out magic at home, in the studio, or as one's own half-time show. These sultry sessions are intended for beginners and can be redeemed with a phone call and an open spirit.
The pole dancing class party is not included with this Groupon.