What You'll Get
Pole dancing was used for fitness purposes as early as the Renaissance, when Mona Lisa identified the regimen as the source of her coy smile and her coveted six-pack. Hone your grin and your gams with today's Groupon: for $18, you get three drop-in sexy fitness classes from Body Resolutions (a $36 value) on Williamson Crescent. Ditching dumbbells for pole dancing, lap dancing, and strip, wall, floor, and tease routines (RSVP for the particular lessons of your choice) tightens torsos and shoots confidence levels to heights previously only known by Madonna impersonators. Under the titillating tutelage of a licensed personal trainer, goddesses of any fitness level are empowered to lose inhibitions and more with exhilarating training and slinky routines that give students all the right the moves to maintain work-out magic at home, in the studio, or as one's own half-time show. These sultry sessions are intended for beginners and can be redeemed with an RSVP and an open spirit.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Reservation required. No cash value. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.