Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a 60-minute full-body massage at The Body Shop Massage Therapy (a $40 value).
With its fully licensed and certified legion of muscle manipulators, The Body Shop Massage Therapy wrings worries out of world-worn bodies to establish more peaceful states of being. Practicing six soothing techniques, The Body Shop Massage Therapy restores the body's natural three-part harmonies, all within the relaxing confines of its quiet studio space. Swing in for 60 minutes of Swedish massage, and unwind coiled cutaneous knots with light pressure and connective strokes that gently improve circulation and energize ligaments. Those sore from manning the town catapult can knock out abysmal aches with a deep-tissue massage, which focuses on injury-related issues and severely cramped muscles. With Triggerpoint therapy, an expert energy wielder manipulates pressure points in the hands, feet, face, and ears, which correspond to specific limbs and organs, to help stimulate self-healing and improve cable reception.
The massage therapists at The Body Shop have undergone extensive training, including 500 hours of extensive kneading and cajoling with accredited massage schools. By listening to the needs and middle-school horror stories of each individual, they employ the proper techniques, pressures, and tongue twisters to leave clients and muscles thoroughly invigorated.
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