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What You'll Get
Caring for your body is a task that knows no end, much like counting all the stars in the night sky or shaving Mount Rushmore. Attend to your anatomy and protect your health with today's Groupon: for $299, you get a two-week jump start weight-loss program at Body Solution Systems in Chesterfield (a $745 value).
Patrons can banish excess pounds and whip bodies into top shape with Body Solution Systems' slew of weight-loss services. The medically supervised two-week program commences with an initial evaluation and consultation performed by a personal-health coach. A health-history review precedes a 60-second ride on the InBody520 composition analyzer, which measures the balance between fat and lean structures within humans and active mannequins.
Patients then accept their two-week starter kit composed of PXR meal-replacement shakes, Synergy snack bars, and chicken bouillon for 14 days of low-cal sustenance. Healthy eats are complemented by a digestive-cleansing kit and six sessions of machine-manufactured shimmying on the vibration platform, which burns fat and builds muscle tone. Working to keep clients motivated, health coaches order weekly check-ins for weigh-ins, to update measurements, and to hold a funeral for lost pounds.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for clients who have had a heart attack in the last 3 months, have active cancer or are pregnant. Classes are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.