If not regularly cleared of toxins, bodies become confused and inefficient, resulting in afternoon drowsiness and offended slap fights with parking meters. Clear up foggy anatomies with today's Groupon: for $20, you get an ionic detox foot treatment at Body Works in Schaumburg (a $40 value).

Doctor of Chiropractic David Skaro captains Body Works' team of professionals, whisking away impurities and intercepting unhealthy habits with functional practices. During each roughly 30-minute footbath, physique purifiers sweep away toxins and poorly tethered anklets with the FDA-approved detox machine's ionic tempest. Charged water attracts noxious body invaders, pulling them from clogged blood boulevards as they barrel toward the pores in the feet. This piggy-centric purge can help soften the serrated edge of midday drowsiness, abolishing afternoon naps and sleep strolls through board meetings.