What You'll Get
Once humans defeat gravity, they will finally stop worrying about weight and spending fortunes to replace deflated helium balloons. Fight gravity-related anxieties with today's Groupon: for $79, you get one session of LipoLaser fat-trimming treatment at BodyPro Wellness Center in Santa Ana (a $350 value).
The licensed doctors at BodyPro Wellness Center endeavor to battle bulges and decrease inches with FDA-approved LipoLaser technology. Patients feel minimum discomfort during the noninvasive 40-minute procedure, as a cool, low-level laser sets its slimming sights on fatty cells, safely but forcefully dispelling pudgy particles with the grace of a golf clap at a punk-rock concert. Scientifically measured wavelengths wag their disapproving fingers at fat-building materials such as excess water, fatty acids, and glycerol, evicting the ingredients that create heft. Following the procedure, a vibration platform stimulates lymphatic flow and impromptu yodeling, before a 10-minute stationary bicycle ride allows the body to transform recently burnt fat into energy.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About BodyPro Wellness Center
The mission at BodyPro Wellness Center is to have each patient reach peak health so they may "enjoy a happy lifestyle in the activities they enjoy the most." To do this, Doctors of Chiropractic Tony Ganem and Scott Collie get to the root of patients' symptoms with posture evaluations, spinal screening, and thermal scanning. These results help them to create customized outlines that address unique concerns, involving anything from advanced spinal correction to recommendations on healthy eating habits and Slouchers Anonymous support groups. Contracted massage therapists are also on hand to help soothe muscles and restore the body's balance and energy.