What You'll Get
Spray tanning is an important achievement in our quest to gain independence from the sun, since it allows for tanning at night, during solar eclipses, and when the sun retracts its rays to punish us for unsatisfying sacrifices of lean beef. Get golden calves without owing the sun anything with today's Groupon to Bodyskape, located inside Taylor D'Shaw Salon in Murray. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get one full-body sunless tanning session (a $30 value).
- For $55, you get four full-body sunless tanning sessions (a $110 value).
Tanning technician Alexis Swanson preps skin-cell collectives for summertime outings with precision applications of Bronzed airbrush tanning spray. Custom colorization ensures a natural-looking shade for every skin type. The odorless tanning formula bathes bodies in a UV-free glow for up to 12 days, de-emphasizing blemishes, cellulite, and varicose veins without the disruptive flare or foghorn distractions of yore. Tans also enhance muscle definition, allowing Bodyskape to cater especially to the bodybuilding community. The staff recommends exfoliating in advance, and wearing loose-fitting threads on the day of your tanning session to prevent smearing and allow for an extra five scoops of ice cream.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required 2 days in advance. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.