Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don't speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with today's Groupon: for $139, you get a 30-minute laser spider-vein-removal session at Bodytrends, the ElectroSpa (a $300 value), valid at two Oklahoma City locations.
Skilled technicians exterminate spider veins with precision at Bodytrends, the ElectroSpa, featured as 2011's Best Medical Spa in Oklahoma City by Oklahoma magazine. Clients lounge table-top while the Harmony system's long-pulsed lasers directly target skin scribbles without harming the surrounding epidermis and encourage blood vessels to dissolve into the body. The 30-minute sessions can treat spider veins and broken capillaries on a variety of areas, such as the face, legs, neck, and chest. The practically painless procedure requires no downtime, allowing clients to return immediately to everyday activities such as dousing office-mates in Gatorade.
The aestheticians at BodyTrends specialize in nonsurgical Electrospa treatments that have toned and beautified the bodies of beauty-pageant contestants. By stimulating muscles with gentle electrical currents, technicians can mimic the effects of a face-lift or breast lift without ever breaking the scalpel out of its emergency glass. Lasers erase unwanted hair, veins, cellulite, and tattoos, and facial services banish blemishes while adorning features with MNA and mineral cosmetics. For feelings of inner peace, BodyTrends' massage therapists capture tension from bodies and release it deep in the woods to plague overly frivolous nymphs.