Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a Tuscan wine antioxidant peel, French Polynesian fruit peel, or Peruvian chocolate fondue wrap at Bodywise Center for Wellbeing in Leola (a $120 value).
Bodywise Center for Wellbeing's sundry soothing spa treatments focus on helping clients regain total body health and evict noxious toxins. The Tuscan wine antioxidant peel swathes skin with an exfoliating infusion of honey and essential oils, leaving it as renewed as a grad student's Harper's subscription, and is followed by a massage using red-grape-enriched body oil. Indulge in the French Polynesian fruit peel, which decorates the hide in fresh fruits, lending the exterior a tropical glow, with French Polynesian oils locking in the moisture during a subsequent massage. The Peruvian chocolate fondue wrap de-stresses and refreshes the body with a scrub and rejuvenating wrap, ending with a massage relaxing enough to calm a sweet tooth touring a sugar factory.
In addition, take $20 off Bodywise's physique-enhancing personal-training sessions, beginning with a 60-minute complimentary health assessment in which personal trainers evaluate clients' fitness history and assess their muscles' ability to square-dance. Postconsultation, trainers lead a 60-minute training session that targets individual goals with effective workouts.