What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth’s heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today’s Groupon to Bodyworks Registered Massage Therapy. Choose from the following options:
- For $25, you get a 30-minute massage (a $50 value).
- For $32, you get a 45-minute massage (a $65 value).
- For $40, you get a 60-minute massage (an $80 value).
- For $60, you get a 90-minute massage (a $120 value).<p>
At Bodyworks Registered Massage therapy, RMT Jennifer Lalonde’s dexterous fingers draw upon Swedish massage techniques to soothe beleaguered spines. The most popular type of knead, Swedish massage uses long, connective strokes and kneading to improve blood flow, stimulate the lymphatic system, relieve physical tension, and melt stress into a puddle of biodegradable papier-mâché. Lalonde is happy to diversify kneads by drawing upon the ashiatsu massage technique, tiptoeing barefoot across backs in an effort to balance the body’s energy flow, or by incorporating the broad, fluid strokes of Hawaiian lomi lomi. Aromatherapy oils caress nostrils with calming scents as they facilitate strokes as friction free as slip-‘n-sliding across a vat of Jello.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Massage is non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.