Without flowers, humans could only express their true feelings by shielding one another from stampeding rhinoceroses, or engaging in the even riskier act of talking. Avoid self-sacrifice and self-revelation with today’s Groupon. For $25, you get $50 worth of flowers and gifts at Boggan’s Florist on Poplar Avenue. This deal does not include tax and delivery.

Boggan’s has been skillfully bunching up blossoms and artistic arrays of floral sprays since 1935. Brighten the eyes of a life companion or lifelike mannequin with the Brighten Your Day bouquet, a vivid medley of roses, asters, carnations, chrysanthemums, and alstroemeria ($44.95, for standard bouquet), or celebrate a lifelong devotion to cardiovascular fitness with the Heart and Soul, a heart-shaped arrangement of red carnations and iron-rich baby’s breath ($37.95 for standard bouquet). Thank a special yoga instructor or Jedi master with the gift of Zen Artistry, a calming collection of purple dendrobium orchids and greenery ($42.95, for standard bouquet), or celebrate the anniversary of your own birth with a birthday ($30+), anniversary ($30+), or baby bouquet ($34.95+).

Boggan’s experienced staff possess the flashy floral flair to assist stem shoppers in finding an appropriate herbaceous gift for any occasion. Flower selection is subject to availability, so Groupon holders looking for something specific should call and speak to a helpful blossom builder, or stop by the Poplar Avenue shop to see what fresh florets are available.