According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal: for $12, you get the Bay Breeze Car Wash (a $24 value) at Bohemia Hand Wash's Bohemia location. Bohemia offers a few specials for certain days at certain times, but this Groupon is good for any time on any day of the week.
Bohemia starts each Bay Breeze package with a full-service hand wash, where skilled sparkling gurus examine every inch of your vehicle's hull for filthy smudges and road backwash. Great care is taken to eliminate any drag-creating buildup that might slow down your land-train and inhibit it from making jumps through time. To further facilitate temporal slipstreaming, your chariot will receive a triple-polish wax, an under-carriage wash, and sealant wax before a hand-applied compressed air dry decimates all moisture on the surface, leaving a mirror-polished, streak-free shine. The cleansing isn't limited to your car's metal and glass portions, either; it continues with the rubber. Your tires will get a fanciful shining capable of awakening treads and proving the reflective properties of black holes. You'll know your car is finished when you look into the fully buffed exterior and see a reflection of your younger self, just like a grown-up Peter Pan imagining what his life would have been like had he stayed in the Neverland.
Bohemia's hand washers care for your car like a family member that has come down with a bad case of hail damage, and they use EcoLab Beyond Green products to ensure that your vehicle and hypoallergenic Mother Nature both benefit from the cleaning.
Reviews
Bohemia Hand Wash does not have many reviews, but customers provide testimonials online.
- My kids and I love watching as the car goes through and gets all clean. We epically like the pretty rainbow polish. – Carrie
- There is plenty to do while we wait. We drive all the way from North Babylon because this hand wash is the best! – The Fox Family
Bohemia Hand Wash, Gas & Lube
Bohemia Hand Wash's team of cleaners teases factory-fresh sheens out of the exteriors of cars, trucks, and boats. Neoprene conveyors shuttle cars along tunnels while human-powered, 100% microfiber wash mitts lavish dirty shells with biodegradable Turtle Wax cleaning products. As an onsite mini market serves drinks, snacks, and car accessories, auto technicians further nourish cars with Mobil oil changes. The attentive attendants care for cars seven days a week, besting overcommitted calendars with weekend hours and facilitating errand running with wormholes to the mall.
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