According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts, repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's Groupon: for $13, you get a Bay Breeze car wash at Bohemia Hand Wash (up to a $27.15 value, including tax).
Bohemia Hand Wash’s shine savants start off each Bay Breeze package by carefully scrubbing the vehicle's hull free of smudges and road backwash with Ecolab Beyond Green biodegradable cleaning products. A triple-polish wax, an undercarriage wash, and sealant wax help eliminate any drag-creating buildup that might slow down top speeds or prevent vehicles from completing metamorphosis into a Mardi Gras float. A hand-applied compressed-air dry pries away clingy surface moisture, leaving a mirror-polished, streak-free shine. Finally, a tire-shine treatment leaves wheels slick and shiny, awakening treads and proving the reflective properties of black holes.
Bohemia Hand Wash's prices vary throughout the week.
Bohemia Hand Wash, Gas & Lube
Bohemia Hand Wash's team of cleaners teases factory-fresh sheens out of the exteriors of cars, trucks, and boats. Neoprene conveyors shuttle cars along tunnels while human-powered, 100% microfiber wash mitts lavish dirty shells with biodegradable Turtle Wax cleaning products. As an onsite mini market serves drinks, snacks, and car accessories, auto technicians further nourish cars with Mobil oil changes. The attentive attendants care for cars seven days a week, besting overcommitted calendars with weekend hours and facilitating errand running with wormholes to the mall.
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