According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts, repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal: for $13, you get a Bay Breeze car wash at Bohemia Hand Wash in Bohemia (up to a $27.15 value, including tax).
Bohemia Hand Wash’s shine savants start off each Bay Breeze package by carefully scrubbing the vehicle's hull free of smudges and road backwash with Ecolab Beyond Green biodegradable cleaning products. Then a triple-polish wax, an undercarriage wash, and sealant wax help eliminate any drag-creating buildup that might slow down your land train and inhibit it from making jumps through time. A hand-applied compressed-air dry decimates all moisture on the surface, leaving a mirror-polished, streak-free shine. Finally, tires will get a fanciful shining capable of awakening treads and proving the reflective properties of black holes.
Bohemia Hand Wash offers specials during certain times of the week, but this Groupon can be redeemed at any time.
Bohemia Hand Wash, Gas & Lube
Bohemia Hand Wash's team of cleaners teases factory-fresh sheens out of the exteriors of cars, trucks, and boats. Neoprene conveyors shuttle cars along tunnels while human-powered, 100% microfiber wash mitts lavish dirty shells with biodegradable Turtle Wax cleaning products. As an onsite mini market serves drinks, snacks, and car accessories, auto technicians further nourish cars with Mobil oil changes. The attentive attendants care for cars seven days a week, besting overcommitted calendars with weekend hours and facilitating errand running with wormholes to the mall.
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