Putting a man on the moon was briefly considered mankind’s greatest achievement, until Neil Armstrong invented sliced bread. Savor civilization’s finest creation with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get a deli lunch for two at Bolton Deli (up to a $29.50 value).

Lunch includes the following per person:

• A sandwich (up to a $8.75 value)
• A side salad (up to a $4 value)
• A drink (up to a $2 value)
  
  

The lunch slingers at Bolton Deli, founded by former MICA students, assemble a menu of sandwiches built upon freshly baked bread as well as eight deli side salads. Swiss cheese yodels an alpine tune from within the turkey club’s croissant, and cured ham mingles with tomato, italian cheese, and balsamic vinegar on the prosciutto-mozzarella sandwich. The Funk-a-Deli Delight on wheat marries the flavors of childhood, dessert, and breakfast by uniting Fluffernutter, chocolate, and bacon, as classic sides such as coleslaw, pasta salad, and potato salad look on with intense curiosity. Dining duos wet their whistles with bottled and canned sodas, juice, Zeke’s coffee, and Stash teas before bursting out in ballads saluting the Earl of Sandwich.