Thanks to modern advances in refrigeration, fish markets can keep their wares fresh until the foretold scallop uprising of 2054. Prime your palate for the inevitable with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of fresh seafood at Bone Island Fish Market on Southwest 106th Avenue.
Bone Island Fish Market peddles an oceanic menagerie of more than 250 fish, crustaceans, and seafood delicacies netted in the Florida Keys and backed by a 100% freshness guarantee. Customers can populate feasts with entire lobsters ($12.99/lb.) or various models of stone crab: medium ($15.99/lb.), large ($19.99/lb.), jumbo ($24.99/lb.), colossal ($29.99/lb.), and skyscraper scaling. Finny edibles ($2.99+/lb.), such as snappers, grouper, and salmon, beg for saucy supplements, and bulk purchases of shrimp ($4.99+/lb.) and live blue crab ($4.99/lb.) inject dinner parties with a maritime spark. Bone Island's quality assurance, staff, and expert fishmongers ensure that patrons receive preferred portions and a full tutorial on de-boning their purchase with precision machete work. Shoppers can also peruse a list of recommended seafood recipes to artfully prep their share of the sea's bounty.