In terms of traditional Christmas decorations, a coniferous tree is both easier to transport home than a Christmas boulder and more receptive to having ornaments hung on it than a Christmas grizzly. Celebrate the season in authentically arboreal fashion with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get a Christmas tree (up to nine feet tall, up to a $59 value) and a half pound of Cat's Moon coffee (a $6 value) at Boring Bark, located in Boring.
Boring Bark’s resident landscape and horticulture experts happily guide holiday decorators through a mini-forest of local, fresh-cut Christmas trees until bough-browsers find one that can be festively displayed in a living room, bathroom, or fallout shelter. As a percolating added perk, you’ll head home with a half pound of organic, fair-trade Cat's Moon coffee, which comes in an eclectic array of blends and will keep you awake long enough to obtain photographic evidence of Santa maliciously de-alphabetizing your DVD collection.
- Boring Bark has a variety of nursery items, and great prices. They also offer a lot of high quality landscaping material including stone, bark, and seed. – Alex U., Insider Pages
- The folks at Boring Bark are always right there to help you determine what is what in the confusing world of compost, bark-dust, shavings and soil amendments. – Mauricia S., Insider Pages