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Today's wellness-wonder Groupon gets you 60 minutes of wonderful wellness at Botanica Wellness Sanctuary, a natural therapy clinic that blends modern science with western and alternative healing techniques. Choose one of the following services: acupuncture ($120), herbal therapy ($70), chiropractic ($125), Reiki ($70), reflexology ($70), naturopathy ($150), cranial sacral therapy ($75), nutritional counseling ($70), or general counseling ($75–$90).
Botanica Wellness Sanctuary is a clean and comfortable sanctuary with highly educated health practitioners who are licensed and certified chiropractors, reflexologists, therapists, and nutritionists. They're experts in holistic health and will provide one-on-one treatment sessions that can work in conjunction with other healthcare specialists to help alleviate neck and back pain, stress, anxiety, depression, hormonal disorders, autoimmune disorders, insomnia fatigue, IBS and digestive disorders, medicinal side effects, and more. It's perfect for anyone suffering from chronic aches and pains stemming from skiing accidents, work-related accidents, or baseball card collecting accidents.
If you just ate a nutritionless pile of pancakes, Botanica Wellness will nutritionally counsel you. If those pancakes ended up giving you chronic pain, Botanica Wellness will give you an acupuncture treatment. If the needles involved in the acupuncture treatment are too needly, Botanica Wellness will use reflexology to stimulate pressure points on your hands and feet that relieve any pancake-related illness such as insomnia, sports injuries, and tension headaches. If the pancake-related illness or its cure left you malaised or lackadaisical, Botanica Wellness can counsel you about it or balance your unbalanced pile of chocolate-chip pancake chakras during a Reiki treatment. Call ahead to make an appointment.
- Botanica Wellness has honestly changed my life. Debra Kuhn the founder and head acupunturist [sic] is amazing. – megflip18, Kudzu
- Awesome Place – Kristybella, Kudzu
- I have been to several acupuncturists and now only go to Debra Kuhn. She is extremely professional, knowledgeable, and thorough in developing a detailed understanding of your holistic health. – Lucy75, Kudzu
Bring Balance Back to Your Life
The all-natural treatments at the Botanica Wellness Sanctuary will help bring balance back to your life. Here’s a guide to restoring balance to your body and mind in some common places and situations:
The Art Museum: To make up for your rejected art school application, vow revenge on the entire town.
The Hypnotist’s Office: To make up for your rejected art school application, steal the hypnotist’s hypno-coin and command an army of birds to enact vengeance on your enemies.
The Police Station: To make up for being unjustly accused of ghastly crimes that were clearly committed by birds, allow your bird-servants to lay siege to the building and free you. Leave only one survivor who couldn’t possibly track you to the unfinished high rise.
The Unfinished High Rise: To make up for losing your sanity in an bacchanalian spree of bird crime, surrender and hand the hypno-coin to the surviving police officer. Though he seems incorruptible, he shockingly uses the hypno-coin to allow the birds their revenge on you.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 16, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase two additional as gifts. Appointment only, subject to availability. Clinical Hypnotherapy not included. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.