What You'll Get
Physicists estimate that 47% of the universe’s energy is stored in stars and the other 98% rages inside human children. Release your child's unyielding cosmic energy with today's Groupon to Bounce House. Choose between the following options:
* For $5, you get general admission for one (a $7 value) and two slices of pizza and a drink (a $3 value; a $10 total value).
* For $95, you get a 90-minute weekday basic party package, available Monday–Thursday (a $190 value).
Stocked with six elevation-inducing bounceables, Bounce House's inflatable playground offers jumpers a spacious place to perfect pogo stick imitations. Kids climb through castles bedecked in primary shades, slip down slides, and clamber through neo-classic inflatable interior design work. Bounced-up appetites become grounded with two slices of pizza and a drink from Bounce House's deli and concessions spot, which refuels knees to continue hopping.
Up to 24 party guests can hit the inflatables for an hour during basic parties, then retreat to a private party room for a half hour of celebration. Juice boxes slake celebration-caused thirst, while the provided decorations sing rousing renditions of birthday ballads. Guests must bring their own cake, but Bounce House's party hosts stock each party site with cups, plates, napkins, and utensils.
Bounce House requires that all jumpers wear socks, which prevent toes from sticking on slides and allow pinky toes to maintain a sense of propriety. Supervising adults are admitted for free; however, adults who wish to continuously bounce must pay admission or work the door at a 24-hour nightclub.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 add'l as gifts for general admission option; 2 add'l for party package option. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required. Party package option valid only Monday-Thursday. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.