Besides being a hearty meal, the hamburger's hand-held construction grants a long-awaited vacation to deserving knives and forks. Reward dutiful utensils with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get two burgers and two orders of fries (up to a $16 value) at Bourbon Park Bar & Grill in Feeding Hills.
Bourbon Park Bar & Grill comforts guests with nightly neighborhood hangouts fueled by a menu of classic bar fare. Grill gurus craft seven unique burger mercenaries to neutralize hungry hordes and stage edible reenactments of Kurosawa's The Magnificent Seven. Beefy patties take center stage on the plain hamburger (a $5 value), and strips of bacon and blankets of cheddar, american, or swiss cover further food-group bases on the bacon cheeseburger (a $6.50 value). Specialty burgers accessorize buns with a homemade bourbon glaze on Feda’s bourbon burger (a $5.95 value) and a warm flow of thick cheese sauce on the nacho burger (a $5.95 value). A posse of french fries (a $1.50 value) will escort each burger, ensuring no meal arrives at the table unchaperoned or has to take its cousin to the prom.
After picking the last crumbs off of their plates and out of the beards of distracted neighbors, guests can focus on the herd of flat-screen televisions grazing the walls or live music acts that take the bar's stage every Saturday night.