Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Save your eyes and the earth with this Groupon.
$50 for Eye Exam and $200 Toward Complete Pair of Glasses (Up to $309 Value)
Over the course of one hour, experienced optometrists usher patients through a comprehensive eye examination. If glasses are needed, the doctors outfit clients with their choice of stylish frames ($150 on average) and fill them with the appropriate prescription lenses, which can range from single-vision polycarbonate ($99+) to flat-top bifocal ($249+).
In a sunny office with large windows, veteran optometrist Glenn Boyd helms a team of qualified staff in ensuring clients' outlooks are crystal clear. Having tended to peepers since 1984, Glenn channels his close to 30 years of experience into each service he performs, including eye examination, diagnosis of ocular diseases such as glaucoma, and comanaged laser vision correction. Boyd's totally computerized Zeiss lens-dispensary machine pops out measurements and frame matches as quickly as a freshly baked gumball machine. To hold the lenses in place, the expansive store's walls are strewn with stylish frames that complement any face and adequately disguise most superheroes.