"Losing weight" and "feeling great" have rhymed ever since Congress ordered them to with the Make Life More Perfect Act of 1927. Everything fits with this Groupon.
$99 for a 30-Day Diet Program ($314 Total Value)
- Testing, including blood test, complete blood count, complete metabolic panel, thyroid panel, and lipid panel (a $149 value)
- 30-day supply of prescription-strength PhenTabz appetite suppressants (a $45 value)
- Eight vitamin B-12 injections, which may boost the metabolism (a $15 value each). Injections are administered once per week.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
Growing up in the household of an "old-time" family practitioner, Dr. Ira M. Fine understands the importance of cultivating close relationships with his patients. He spends time with each patient to discuss the procedure in detail, listening to concerns and giving out high fives with practiced firmness. Dr. Fine himself has undergone many of the clinic's anti-aging procedures in order to experience the patient's perspective and test out his collection of disguises. Practicing medicine for more than 20 years, the board-certified physician has built up an expertise in dermal fillers, cosmetic radiofrequency treatments, and hormone therapy.