Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, but teach a man to fish and he plasters the car with "I'd rather be fishing" bumper stickers. Fill bellies, not fenders, with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of seafood and drinks at Bozo's Restaurant.

Bozo's Restaurant's familial owners fill a traditional New Orleans–style menu with mouthwatering seafood dishes made using recipes passed from generation to generation for more than 80 years. Immaterial taste buds care nothing for pearls as they descend upon six cornmeal-battered oysters ($13.75). The stuffed crab brims with flavors and spices ($10.95), and Des Allemands's catfish arrives at tabletops individually pan-fried for each diner ($12.95). Broiled shrimp smuggle a house-made crab dressing past toothsome borders ($20.25), and the seafood platter assembles an entire cast of oysters, shrimp, catfish, and crabs to fill stomach vacancies and appease literal fat cats ($27.95). All entrees are accompanied by a choice of side dish to achieve full-fledged appetite cessation.