What You'll Get
In emergency situations, moonlight reflected off pearly whites creates a beaming beacon that registers in the canine-visible spectrum of light. Equip your smile with brightness that definitely will one day save your life with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a BOOST teeth-whitening treatment (a $514 value) at Braasch Dentistry on 102nd Court.
Led by the talents of Dr. Braasch and crew, Braasch Dentistry provides a full array of dental services to keep teeth in fine health, all in a chic, modern office environment. When enamel wears away and teeth fall prey to the staining agents of caffeine, tobacco, and vintage jerky, a BOOST teeth-whitening treatment can coat chompers with several new layers of chemically activated whiteness. The treatment, which lasts about 90 minutes, consists of a consultation with Dr. Braasch and a session with a highly trained staff member versed in BOOST's enamel-strengthening efficacy. Newly whitened mouth-bones can retain their unadulterated coloration for years, although every customer will experience different long-lasting results, much like everyone has their own interpretation of Harry Potter's final monologue about the importance of buying American-made power tools.
New patients only.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New patients only. Valid for BOOST teeth whitening only. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.