What You'll Get
Lasers have long promised a better future through technology, whether in space combat or the ability to point at maps from six feet away. Let your body benefit from focused light with today’s deal: for $999, you get six body-slimming Zerona laser treatments at Brackeen Chiropractic Wellness and Rehab in Derby (a $2,330 value).
Dr. Paul Brackeen, the vice president of the Kansas Chiropractic Association and admiral of his own spine, leads the experienced staff at Brackeen Chiropractic Wellness and Rehab in rejuvenating bodies with a host of wellness treatments, including gentle, noninvasive Zerona laser treatments. The FDA-approved Zerona laser can take inches off waistlines over a matter of weeks by emulsifing fat cells and allowing the body to eliminate them. During each 40-minute treatment, patients can simply relax, read, or contemplate the most beautiful animal bleats, as the procedure calls for no anesthesia or downtime. The laser can treat any area with difficult fat deposits, usually starting with waists, hips, thighs, or inner-ear cellulite.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Each treatment must be completed within 72hrs of previous treatment; all must be completed in 2 weeks. Non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Brackeen Chiropractic
At Brackeen Chiropractic, Doctor of Chiropractic Paul Brackeen works to empower patients. After performing in-office services such as chiropractic adjustments, the practice's medical workers teach patients how to complete corrective exercises on their own. Along with nutritional-counseling sessions, they hope to help patrons lose weight and improve their health by tapping into their own strength. In treatment rooms, FDA-approved Zerona machines purr across bodies, harnessing the power of lasers like a mad scientist trying to impress a date.