Like homework, faces are more readable when uncrinkled and uneaten by dogs. Make head parchment legible with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get 20 units of Botox at the Bradney Center in Winter Garden (a $280 value).

The Bradney Center’s certified mug menders refurbish frontispieces with Botox cosmetic treatments, making brows furl-free and visages younger looking for up to four months. After a thorough consultation, Dr. Sean Walcott gingerly injects a few tiny, local doses of Botox around the forehead, brow, and eye regions, blocking surrounding muscles from pesky nerve impulses, which results in the eviction of wrinkles and loitering skin elves. Although patients may experience a fleeting nip of discomfort and slight bruising, the 10-minute procedure requires no anesthesia or extensive recovery time, unlike other invasive procedures and kangaroo boxing matches. Like a zen master’s newly renovated kitchen, the Bradney Center's tranquil hues and hardwood floors lend the office a soothing ambience.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.