What You'll Get
Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis clear with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a Brazilian wax at Branford River Resort & Spa (a $45 value), located in Branford.
Amidst views of the scenic Branford River, the Branford River Resort & Spa offers a wide variety of body-beautifying services. The licensed aestheticians help those planning a tropical getaway or staycation to the indoor public pool refine their bikini line with a Brazilian waxing treatment. During the waxing, flagrant follicles are pulled from the body like a bed sheet by an impatient mother on a school day. After deforesting your nether-dermis, there are a number of additional complimentary amenities to enjoy throughout the spa, including a body jet shower, tearoom, and outdoor walking and meditation area.
Guests looking for a stress-relieving getaway or to start a slumberous relationship with a new bed can take advantage of overnight lodging at Branford River Resort & Spa (not included in this Groupon).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Tax and gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Branford River Resort and Spa
A seven-circuit labyrinth sounds like the setting for a Greek myth, but at Branford River Resort and Spa, it is a concrete place patrons visit to practice meditation. Relaxation is not reserved for the labyrinth, though—it pervades the spa and resort as a whole, helping to earn the establishment one of 2012’s Patch Readers’ Choice awards. Visitors can bask in the healing milieu of its infrared sauna, lounge in the onsite gazebo, or unwind during diverse spa treatments.
The spa’s treatments encompass a vast array of facials, which can combat acne or aging, soothe with warm stones, or draw on the healing power of crystals. Massages range from traditional Swedish effleurage to the Shiradora indian head massage, which incorporates kneading upon the back and herbal oil conditioners, just like a cat clinic held in a soap shop. Body wraps ensconce physiques in materials from Dead Sea mud to mylar foil, and a complementary suite of salon services beautifies visitors with custom haircuts, highlights, and nail services.