Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $2,750, you get a complete Invisalign treatment at Brassfield Cosmetic & Family Dental Center in Greensboro (a $5,500 value). The Invisalign treatment includes the following:

• Initial examination
• Digital x-rays
• Dental impressions
• Aligners<p>

Dr. Robert Young and the amiable smile aligners at Brassfield Cosmetic & Family Dental Center craft beautiful mouthscapes with advanced Invisalign treatments. Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial 30-minute exam, including low-radiation digital x-rays, photos, and impressions of your mouth terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into perfect alignment. Depending on the patient’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw. View some Invisalign FAQs here.

Brassfield’s friendly and inviting office puts chattering chompers at ease. The hardwood-and-marble-bedecked reception area and a patient lounge equipped with plush, floral sofas call to mind a quaint bed and breakfast, giving teeth a much-needed place of respite to finish their fluoride-inspired sonnets. Patients can kick back and relax in the comfortable dentist’s chair as the handy tooth tender does his work or catch up on favorite shows with the chair-side satellite TV and wireless headphones.