Steak is the breakfast of champions, the lunch of kings, the dinner of industrial barons, and the dessert of T. rexes. Enjoy high-quality cuts regardless of social or philosophical status with today’s Groupon to Brazilian Steakhouse in Woburn. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get $50 worth of authentic Brazilian barbecue fare, valid for groups of two or more.
• For $35, you get $80 worth of authentic Brazilian barbecue fare, valid for groups of four or more.<p>

Brazilian Steakhouse’s executive chef, Alexandre Alvarenga, animates nearly two decades of fine-dining expertise to sear choice cuts of Brazilian barbecued meat. With the full-service dining experience ($34 for adults; $16.95 for children aged 7–12; $4.95 for children 6 and younger), guests can press a mute button on growling bellies and boring cooking shows by selecting cuisine from a menu that boasts more than 40 mouth-watering cuts of meat. Upon request, the staff ushers unlimited skewers of meats—such as bacon-wrapped filet mignon, leg of lamb, and pork loin—to tables, where patrons can dine on their selections or attempt to break the sound barrier by moving their forks at a rather quickened rate. The steak house rounds out the savory assortment with succulent sides and Italian entrees such as bolognese ($25), a dish of handmade pasta dressed in a ragu meat sauce cooked in slow motion for maximum flavor. Diners can nosh on homemade desserts—including passion-fruit cheesecake ($8)—in the restaurant’s inviting interior, which beckons guests with sleek, leather-lined tables, minimalist décor, and natural light artistically filtered through wooden shutters.