Constantly plucking body hair is one of life's most tedious and futile chores, like cleaning feathers from a wind tunnel or vacuuming the vacuum. Foil your follicles once and for all with today's deal to Brazils Waxing Center. Choose between the following options:

• For $20, you get $40 worth of waxing services.
For $30, you get a Brazilian wax (a $60 value).

The licensed technicians at Brazils Waxing Center clear unwanted fuzz from skin on both men and women. Warm wax coats follicles on areas such as the underarms ($20), vanquishing hair by the root to render smooth body terrain perfect for inscribing with prewritten dialogue for small talk. With minimal discomfort, wax removes overgrowth on stomachs ($25), and half-leg waxing services from the knee down ($35) show off sleek surfaces with longer lasting results and less chance of infection than other hair removal methods, such as making out with a porcupine. For Brazilians, skilled hands can refresh skin along 100% of the body area or administer a partial wax, leaving southern regions softer and more hygienic. Like hiring the cast of CSI to decipher DNA evidence, most waxing services require 15–30 minutes, and results typically last three–four weeks.