What You'll Get
After finding grain-paste residue among Neolithic sites, archaeologists have concluded that bread is one of the oldest foods known to humanity, second only to the bowl of sugar-free candy at Grandma's house. Today's Groupon provides you with droves of doughy delight: for $7, you get three loaves of artisan bread at Breadsmith (up to a $18 value), located in Bloomfield Hills.
Every day, Breadsmith kneads and breeds made-from-scratch breads, honoring the practices of centuries-old French bakers. The delectable dough sculptures receive the royal treatment, with all delicate yeast bubbles bursting inside of a 6-ton stone-hearth oven. The oven's sweltering heat creates a cushy crust for American-style breads. In the presence of lightning-quick steam injections, European-style breads take on a crisp, crumb-dressed outer core. Daily bread offerings vary from baguettes to sourdoughs to specialty loaves. Use today's Groupon to fill up the family with lusciously leavened loaves fresh from the oven—or wait for them to go stale and then wield them as harpoons during the next potato-soup hunt.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Valid only for location purchased. Not valid for delivery. Limit 1 loaf per day; must redeem across 3 separate days. Not valid for dessert breads. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.