The human body, unlike raisins, white wine, and the wit of Oscar Wilde, isn't meant to be dry. Keep yourself hydrated with this Groupon.
$12 for a One-Day Pass and Large Soft Drink ($24.30 Value)
One-day passes include access to the park's rides and attractions, which include numerous water slides, including the new rock slide with music and lighting effects, a 1.3-million-gallon wave pool, and a children's area.
Breakers Water Park
On the Riptide slide, brave park-goers grip small, yellow rafts as they descend down a nearly vertical 35-foot drop into a long alley of water. This thrilling ride is one of the Breaker Water Park's main attractions, joined by the twisting and turning Bonzai Pipeline—which propels bodies through a large jumble of pipes. The sprawling Breakers compound also has two food and refreshment stands and plenty of space for dining or relaxation.
Sunbathers and those afflicted with wicked-witch syndrome can plant their beach towels and collect sunshine at one of many seating areas, and families with children too small for larger water slides can escort the tykes to Captain's Kidd's Surfari. A designated kids' area, the Surfari gives littler kids an oversized and waterlogged playground outfitted with wading pools, tamer slides, and elaborate sprinkler fountains.