What You'll Get
Bowling is like taking a road test: the only way to win is to knock over more obstacles than everyone else. Cruise to victory with today’s Groupon to Brechin Lanes in Nanaimo. Choose between the following options:
- For $5, you get one game of bowling for two adults and two shoe rentals (an $11.50 value).
- For $24, you get a Kingpin combo regular bowling package (a $49 value).
The 16 lanes at Brechin Lanes’ five-pin bowling facility have played host to orb-hurling visitors for more than 50 years. Two adults can take trash-talking pins down a peg with one game of bowling, which includes shoe rental and a Bolshoi-trained victory-dance instructor. Meanwhile, patrons opting for the Kingpin combo ($12.25/person) get two games for a quartet of players, allowing for rematches to redress grievous gutter-balls. This package also includes a shoe rental, a small pop, and a hot dog for each bowler and a large plate of french fries for the group. Groupon users can add more players for an additional fee ($11.25/person) or upgrade to glow bowling ($57), during which black lights lend luminescence to balls and pins, and visitors can test the authenticity of their glow-in-the-dark sticker collections.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Brechin Lanes
The triumphant crash of bowling balls against pins has been echoing throughout Brechin Lanes since 1956. The newly renovated five-pin-bowling alley maintains its family-friendly atmosphere by only selling soft drinks and prohibiting smoking within their walls. League banners hang over the 16-lane spread, and between turns, players cheer each other on from plastic benches or cushy seats throughout the centre. Atop whimsical bowling-pin-shaped coffee tables, players refuel their rolling arms and bragging muscles with hot dogs, poutine, and pizza made fresh to order. During weekend glow bowling, blacklights switch on, a crisp sound system booms the hits, and vampire bowlers suddenly become the brightest people in the room.