Before the invention of the car wash, the only ways to clean a car were to attract a storm with a naughty rain dance or babysit your neighbor's waterfall when he went on vacation. Enjoy a hassle-free wash with today's Groupon to Pat's Express Car Wash. Choose between the following options:
•For $11, you get two Super Ultimate Express car washes (a $24 value).
•For $15, you get a Super Ultimate Full Service car wash and a Super Ultimate Express car wash (a $31.99 total value).
Pat's Express Car Wash beautifies rides during full-service and express car washes that cultivate vehicular hygiene in 10–30 minutes. A Super Ultimate Express car wash begins by soaping and rinsing the exterior and flushing filth from the underbody. Pat's Express' staff then towel dries the vehicle and applies triple-coat wax before outfitting the tires with wheel cleaner, wheel brite, and a hand-applied tire dressing. The speedy service concludes with an application of Rain-X, the long-awaited sequel to Rain IX. During the Super Ultimate Full Service car wash, auto groomers perform all the services of the express wash, then complete a thorough grime raid of the interior. Vacuums suck up crumbs and dirt, and cloths scrub the dashboard and doorjambs to a spotless sheen. A window cleaning removes bugs, smudges, and disregarded parking tickets.
Pat's Express Car Wash
Customers of Pat's Express Car Wash can rest easy if they're worried that washing their autos will end up wasting plenty of water. Conscious of earth's limited resources, the crew of Pat's Express recycles 80% of the water they use, filtering the water they collect to prepare it to again blast dirt and grime off sedans and coupes. Services range from the basic wash and spot-free rinse to the Super Ultimate wash, which adds an extra shine to tires and wheels.