Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, it could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's Groupon: for $69, you get an in-studio or on-location portrait session, one 8"x10" enlargement, two 5"x7" prints, and eight wallet-sized prints from Brett Charles Rose Photography (up to a $447 total value). Choose one of three locations: at Brett’s rooftop-villa-style studio in Old Town, next to the serene tides of Windansea Beach, or at the scenic Presidio Park.
Brett Charles Rose has a sharp eye for framing high-quality photos, which has gotten his shutter-shots published in several magazines. During a 30-minute photo shoot, he’ll focus his soul-stealer on your family and harvest several prints primed for your mantel, wallet, or end table (up to a $375 value). Rose's savvy expertise will imbue each image with a magazine's glossy sheen, but he’ll also tailor each session to your preferences—whether you seek an atmosphere of candid spontaneity or just want to capture a moment where Dad isn't vociferously shouting at a nearby postman. Color correction and light touch-ups afterward can tweak imperfect lighting or remove dark looks. After the shoot and editing are complete, photographees can review an online gallery and choose one 8"x10" enlargement (a $24.95 value), two 5"x7" prints (a $31.90 value), and eight wallet prints of the same pose to take all-important memories on the go (a $24.95 value).