Just like flying squirrels, baseball players are adept at gliding across grassy fields, munching on seeds, and dodging bats in midair. Witness this acrobatic species in its natural habitat with today’s Groupon to one of five available Milwaukee Brewers games.
Just like every weird uncle, we have a guy hooking us up with our tickets. Our guy just happens to be named Bernie Brewer (see below for more info on brewers.com fees). Groupon holders will have their choice of Loge Infield Box (a $38 value), Loge Outfield Box (a $30 value), or Loge Bleacher seats (a $20 value) when the Brewers play the Atlanta Braves, or Loge Outfield Box seats (a $30 value) when the Brewers play the Houston Astros.
- Brewers vs. Braves on Tuesday, April 5 at 7:10 p.m.
- Brewers vs. Braves on Wednesday, April 6 at 7:10 p.m.
- Brewers vs. Braves on Thursday, April 7 at 12:40 p.m.
- Brewers vs. Astros on Friday, April 22 at 7:10 p.m.
- Brewers vs. Astros on Sunday, April 24 at 1:10 p.m.
As another marathon season begins, the Brewers are aiming to bypass the reigning division-champ Cincinnati Reds for the National League Central title, giving fans bragging rights at local whiffleball pickup games. The Brewers are currently led by hard-hitting Ryan Braun, who posted a .304 batting average with 103 RBIs in 2010, and the right-handed cheese slinger Yovani Gallardo, who posted a 3.84 ERA while fanning 200 batters in 185 innings pitched last season. Attending fans will experience elaborate hand signals that occasionally lure helicopter landings and crafty, legal base stealing at one of the nation’s most inviting abodes, Miller Park. Opened in 2001, the park boasts a convertible roof, the entertaining antics of Bernie Brewer, all-natural grass, and a crocodile-infested moat surrounding the infield.
Available Loge Infield, Outfield Box, and Loge Bleacher seating provides clear, unobstructed views of slippery curveballs and on-deck hitters stretching out with limbering yoga poses. Spring just isn’t complete without attending a baseball game, or surprising unsuspecting coworkers with a deftly flung water balloon. Today’s Groupon lets fans scratch the former off their spring to-do lists while avoiding any retaliation that will leave their cubicles doused with silly string and desk chairs filled with tacks.
Note on fees: The full convenience, processing, and handling fees apply.
Originally founded as the Seattle Pilots in 1969, the Milwaukee Brewers have brought Major League Baseball to Wisconsin since 1970. The team played its first 30 seasons at Milwaukee County Stadium; Miller Park opened its gates in 2001, featuring field dimensions mapped out by legendary Brewer Robin Yount. Today, up to 41,900 fans pack into Miller Park to cheer on their home team as well as The Famous Racing Sausages and Bernie the Brewer, who soars down his iconic slide to celebrate home runs or cheer himself up after burning popcorn inside his elevated left-field clubhouse.