Deep kneads and soothing strokes thwart tension, improve flexibility, and reduce chronic aches
The Fine Print
Expiration varies. Amount paid never expires.Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. New clients only. Appointment required. For two massage option, services must be used by same person.Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
$29 for one 60-minute deep-tissue relaxation massage (a $60 value)
$48 for two 60-minute deep-tissue relaxation massages (a $120 value)