Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $29 for one 60-minute deep-tissue relaxation massage (a $60 value)
- $48 for two 60-minute deep-tissue relaxation massages (a $120 value)