Without humans to bathe them, dogs would have to stay clean by blackmailing cats into licking their coats. End feline servitude with today's Groupon: for $7, you get a regular wash at Brielle Dog Boutique in Brielle (a $15 value).
Brielle Dog Boutique's self-serve dog-wash houses four elevated pup tubs, granting owners kneel-free access to their canine's besotted coat. Strap on a waterproof apron and combine water with liberal squirts of house shampoo to cleanse fur caked in mud and temporary Marmaduke tattoos. After the wash, owners can take advantage of a fluffy selection of clean towels to dry off their pooch's sopping coat.